i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”

communistbakery:

when in reality they look like this:

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and i’m just sitting there like:

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i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.

ME AS HELL

chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves

laurenhooper:

There’s just no reason to lie to me…I’m too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know shit happens. I know when it’s not that deep.

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)