when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
ME AS HELL
My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”
and it was
it was more fucking elves
There’s just no reason to lie to me…I’m too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know shit happens. I know when it’s not that deep.
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)